laugh-addict:

You are like:

And they are like:

My life. Tatanya Barbarash. Titania Babarshash. Titianna Brabash.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

finalblessing:

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

This is how I’d like to be introduced to the world by my husband.

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

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zaynspersonalbodyinspector:

In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love.  Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what.  If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3

IRNAKSIWIPWMAVEBS AWWWWWW GOODNESS

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